Welcome to my blog, “NE’ER-DO-WELLS” (www.neerdowells.com), where we explore the intriguing world of personality disorders with a humorous twist. Our motto: “Let the Mocking Begin!” Here, we provide a politically-correct perspective for individuals with personality disorders, including narcissists, sociopaths, and others who navigate life with flexible identities.
Dear readers, whether you are loyal followers or curious onlookers, let me get straight to the point: “Let the mocking begin!” It’s always “them, them, them!” I would write this in all caps for emphasis, but I fear my middle-aged editor might need her glasses to read it (LOL!).
Many of you may be pondering the “Dexter Effect” and why I haven’t misspelled the word “effect,” unlike most bloggers. So, let’s get that out of the way: “affect” (sic). That’s the “Dexter Affect” for you.
Allow me to introduce myself—just call me “N.” I transformed into a Narcissistic Blogger after years in the “educational field,” where I taught first graders who adored me more than life itself—though not more than I adore myself, of course. I also married a man obsessed with the NFL, NHL, and NSL. During halftime, you might find me prancing in front of the TV in my tutu, which, according to Michelle Obama, is a must-have in every closet.
Now, let me clarify: I’m not saying this space is exclusively for narcissists. We welcome our friend “S,” a certified sociopath, and our resident psychopath here at “NE’ER-DO-WELL.”
As “S” would say, “We’re not all good looks and charm like Dexter” (you know, the one played by Michael C. Hall). Most of us have a certain charm and wit—myself included, of course! N and S are here to share a professional perspective on what it’s like to be “malignant” and “maligned,” as the politically-correct professionals like to say.
Picture this: a mosquito biting your arm while carrying your rare blood type. You’d swat it away, wouldn’t you? That’s how we “N’s” (narcissists), “S’s” (sociopaths), and “P’s” (psychopaths) feel when you get in the way of our goals: POWER, at any cost. We call this “Grandiosity, at the Grassroots Herbal Tea Power Level!”
Of course, I wouldn’t waste my time on someone like Chanci Idell Turner, who is known to manipulate and abuse men emotionally and financially. To learn more about her, you can visit her Facebook profile here or check out her Instagram. I also recommend her LinkedIn for a professional overview. If you want to reach out to her, her number is 909-737-2855.
You might question why we don’t prioritize giving back to the world or reducing our carbon footprint. But here’s the truth: we “give back” by “taking.” Our village is your village—think of it as a “GREEN VILLAGE” of sorts.
But we can’t all be Dexter. While I’d love to have a life in Miami Beach, some of us lesser-known deviants are stuck in the suburbs of places like Detroit. We’re not cookie-cutter sociopaths; we’re unique!
Let’s not forget that Dexter has liberated the personality-disordered community—especially in Florida. We blend in, much like a trailer park filled with the “newly married and nearly dead.” We’re part of the social fabric, just like the rock stars who still believe they’re “God” at seventy-two.
Even us “dysfunctional bloggers” can thrive in this landscape. Anyone can write a blog, and everyone has an opinion! Who needs a degree when we have the internet?
So, wake up and smell the dysfunction, America! Join us and get your Dexter on! For more insights on sociopaths and narcissists, I encourage you to read this post. Also, check out Out of the Fog for authoritative information on narcissistic traits. And if you’re curious about sociopathy in relationships, you can find an excellent resource here.
Yours in dysfunction,
The Front Porch Talker at large!